perl? 

yes, damn straight! fuck perl! 

FUCK, FUCK FUCK PERL!

PERL IS SO FUCKING FULL OF SHIT!!!!!

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!

I FUCKING SPENT ANOTHER NITE WORKING ON A FUCKING STUPID APP WITH COOKIES IT IT IS LIKE SHIT!

đỉ mẹ nó mấy thằng quần nào viết ra perl ... tao giết thấy mẹ hết mấy thằng chó!!!!!

why perl prints-1 whenever it wants to without any warning... so fucking retarted.

10 things i hate about perl, e.g. FUCK PERL!

1. array, scalar (i'm not taking math, so why do i have to use such fancy word?) variable, and hash

why don't you fucking call an array, or a scalar, or a hash a FUCKING variable? Learn from PHP you moron!

2. curly braces {}, % for hash; brackets [], @ for array. What? why would in this world do you use this for?

3. passing parameters to function. Why flatten all the parameters to a flat array? dumbshit.

4. overkill usage of reg. expression. I do'nt give a shit, but if i want to replace something, why not just strreplace(), why "$blah ~=s /moron/dumbshit"?'

5. why not mixing html and code, just like PHP? i'm tired of writting output block of the header and other html tag. is that efficient? GO FUCK YOURSELF PERL DEVELOPERS!!!

6. wtf? i can't debug my program. if the script dies, no fucking prompt to the brower. Why i have to run it under the command line with "-w" option? Why not making it easier, just fucking prompt something to the screen.

7. inconsitance and retarded usage for variables. i want only to use one standard syntax for all, why do i have to remeber to use % for hash and suddenly change to $ to reference to an item in the hash. And by the way, why can't you moron name it ... associative array like everyone else?

8. perl is a fucking half-ass combination of different programming language. why use "sub" to declare a new function? why not just "function" ? fucking a!

9. perl has possibly the worst support and tutorials on the net. i was looking for time functions (by the way, why can't you fucking have a *standard* time function, or at least a wrapper?) and there is actually no good tutorials out there.

10. worst installation ever. i don't even bother try to install it with Apache to my XP box. It disgraces my computer.


the list will go on, but for now, i think it is enough for perl can go FUCK ITSELF.

i'd like to repeat: FUCK PERL, FUCK PERL, AND FUCK PERL.

perl can kiss my whole ass.

perl sucks balls!!!!!!!!!!

First post: FUCK PERL!

I have to created this post to scream out how much hatred I am having right now for CGI/ perl:

PERL IS THE MOST BULL-SHIT programming language for web. Fuck perl! Fuck the ones who invents it. It probably has the worst of the worst syntax and coding standard.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WHY CAN'T I DEBUG USING MY BROWESR? WHAT DO YOU MORON THINK OF THAT???? YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT??????

I can't belive that my professor is actually using perl to teach us web programming. This is totally bullshit, why not PHP, the best free open source language for web?

IF YOU LIKE PERL, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT. DIE, BURN IN HELL!